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G. Garvin's Trump Sandwich

A tremendously simple dish, aged to perfection and very stable.

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In light of President Trump’s comments regarding Haitians and Africans, in which he referred to them as “people from shithole countries”, G Garvin has created a terrific recipe inspired by The Donald, and can be enjoyed year round.

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  • 1/4 cup Bigotry
  • 2 cups Racism
  • 1 Tbsp Misogyny
  • 1 cup Islamophobia
  • 2 tsp Dementia
  • 5 cups Ignorance
  • 2 slices of aged bread
  • Butter (room temp)

Cooking Steps

  1. In 1 bowl add Ignorance and Dementia. Mix well.
  2. In a separate bowl combine remaining ingredients.
  3. Gradually stir in the Ignorance and Dementia mixture and continue to stir until everything turns slightly orange in color.
  4. Once complete, place between two slices of bread (Wonder Bread recommended), and spread butter on the top slice.

Enjoy your "shit sandwich"!

Be sure to share with @realDonaldTrump, @TuckerCarlson, @REALStaceyDash, @jeffsessions, @omarosa and anyone else you feel will enjoy this dish!

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