G. Garvin's Trump Sandwich
A tremendously simple dish, aged to perfection and very stable.
In light of President Trump’s comments regarding Haitians and Africans, in which he referred to them as “people from shithole countriesâ€, G Garvin has created a terrific recipe inspired by The Donald, and can be enjoyed year round.
Ingredients
- 1/4 cup Bigotry
- 2 cups Racism
- 1 Tbsp Misogyny
- 1 cup Islamophobia
- 2 tsp Dementia
- 5 cups Ignorance
- 2 slices of aged bread
- Butter (room temp)
Cooking Steps
- In 1 bowl add Ignorance and Dementia. Mix well.
- In a separate bowl combine remaining ingredients.
- Gradually stir in the Ignorance and Dementia mixture and continue to stir until everything turns slightly orange in color.
- Once complete, place between two slices of bread (Wonder Bread recommended), and spread butter on the top slice.
Enjoy your "shit sandwich"!
Be sure to share with @realDonaldTrump, @TuckerCarlson, @REALStaceyDash, @jeffsessions, @omarosa and anyone else you feel will enjoy this dish!
